deer the bambi - Can you say "smooth operator"?

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” Mark Twain

Call me Bambi, or call me insane. Both fit, I suppose. I'm your typical aptypical girl.

Can you say “smooth operator”?

A few minutes ago I spilled coffee all over my bed and pants leg, and in my panic to prevent anymore spilling I accidently drop kicked the cup across the room. So, my leg is cold, I looked like I pissed my bed, the floor is spotted with coffee, and my big toe hurts. All in under a minute. -takes a bow-