deer the bambi - I've heard that before..

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” Mark Twain

Call me Bambi, or call me insane. Both fit, I suppose. I'm your typical aptypical girl.

I’ve heard that before..

Have you ever said or heard someone say these phrases, knowing what they really meant? My Human Communications Professor lectured about this, I love this class.

- “Don’t feel that way..”
Translation: Don’t upset me with your upset.

- “Well, if I were you..”
Translation: Stop bothering me with your whining and do something about it.

- “Oh, how awful..”
Translation: You poor, helpless thing. Here’s another fine mess you got yourself into.

- “That reminds me of the time..”
Translation: I can top that.

100% truth

The last one bugs me more then the rest. Ugh.