March 2009
75 posts
“And crawling, on the planet’s face, some insects, called the human race....”
–
The Criminologist
via Rocky Horror Picture Show
OHAITHAR LITTLE LOLI
babypanda:
littlebambi:
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Top Ten Reasons To Make Gay Marriage Illegal
growingup:
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has...
This documentary is sad. ]:
growingup:
People are beautiful. Seriously. All people are, in some way or another. And these people are completely normal and they think they’re so ugly and this girl is crying and looking in the mirror and talking about how ugly she sees herself, and I just want het to find a gorgeous guy to hold her and tell her she’s gorgeous until she finally believes it. I think all girls need a guy to tell...
“Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it.”
– says anon
fmylife:
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like “an abused housewife the day after.” I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Heh, I used to wear make up every single day in high school. I can totally relate to this. When I wouldn’t wear it I’d...
Can you say "smooth operator"?
A few minutes ago I spilled coffee all over my bed and pants leg, and in my panic to prevent anymore spilling I accidently drop kicked the cup across the room. So, my leg is cold, I looked like I pissed my bed, the floor is spotted with coffee, and my big toe hurts. All in under a minute. -takes a bow-
fmylife:
Today, I woke up in the hospital after trying to kill myself. When my mom walked in to see me, the first thing she said was, “well, I guess this is just another thing that you fail at.” The nurse laughed. FML
OMFG
I was shocked, yet I cracked a smile.
Emilie Autumn - Swallow <3 Her voice gives me...
I've heard that before..
devincastro:
Have you ever said or heard someone say these phrases, knowing what they really meant? My Human Communications Professor lectured about this, I love this class. - “Don’t feel that way..” Translation: Don’t upset me with your upset.
- “Well, if I were you..” Translation: Stop bothering me with your whining and do something about it.
- “Oh, how awful..” Translation: You poor,...
pretty sweet portraits yo →
Favorite Old Nickelodeon TV Shows:
headbeater:
heylookathatree:
turhanftw:
ign0r4nce:
couturemealright:
1. Adventures of Pete & Pete 2. Are You Afraid of the Dark? 3. Clarissa Explains it All 4. Danger Mouse 5. Dennis the Menace 6. Double Dare 7. Eureeka’s Castle 8. Grimm’s Fairytale Classics 9. Inspector Gadget 10. Looney Toons 11. Salute Your Shorts 12. Wild & Crazy Kids 13. Stick Stickley 14. Rocko’s Modern Life...
